Part I: Just another toe on the foot. Crystal's text message
We hold these truths to be self-evident
British Isles and country roads
Part II: Getting the white out. Sharp knife and una Starbucks
Ham's curse and hipster church
Bad justice for good jobs
Facebook and affirmative action friendship
Open hearts and Oreo cookies
Part III: Free at last? Knowing too much
Epilogue: That's what started this whole thing.